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    Monday, November 30th, 2009
    12:42 pm
    I tihnk I died...

    Lori's not heer. If I deid, Lorcan is supossed to too. He juts is. Has aneyoen seen him?

    Im naked too but tahts not a big dael. Its not codl where I am. It's a ba beach! I was swimmnig and then I must have drownd becuase now I'm here and Lori isn't and that's not rihgt.

    Wehre did this book even COME form? Who is raeding it?

    ARE THERE SPYS?

    Oh Mrelin, it must be tohse gobblins I pissed off. I knew taht was a bad idea, Lori! NOW I'M DEAD!

    Oh look, a Cuban sneeznig crab. No, its just the regluar kind.

    MAYBE I DIDNT DIE MABYE I WAS ABDUCKTED BY ALEIN ALIENS!

    Hey alien poeple tihgns, what planet is this?
    Thursday, September 10th, 2009
    12:26 am
    and all the styrofoam began to melt away
    we tried to find some worms to aid in the decay
    but none of them were home inside their catacomb
    a million ancient bees began to sting out knees
    while we were on our knees
    praying that disease would leave the one we love
    and never come again
    now on the radio, we heard November Rain
    that solo's really long but it's a pretty song
    we listened to it twice cause the DJ was asleep )
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